This was sent to me by my friend Sarah, a faithful reader and absurdly talented writer. Her skill is evident in the brief but incisive commentary she included in her email.
This is the ModCloth Happily Ever Crafter Tank. It’s a delightful mélange of floral patterns and a napkin folded into a fan. Sure, it’s a bit schizophrenic, and the fan makes the whole thing look asymmetrical, but it’s perfect for hiding figure flaws like a defined waist or a taut torso.
The best part is, it’s totally green: all the fabric is recycled from costumes used in community theater productions of “Little House on the Prairie.”
It’s currently out of stock, but if you get on the waiting list, there’s always a chance that it will return like a phoenix from the ashes of a pile of floral scraps.