Remember 1996? Dolly the Sheep, Independence Day, Bob Dole, Jewel, “You had me at hello,” Beanie Babies. If you’re with me this far, then you definitely will remember how to do the Macarena (and will probably go to your grave knowing every step).
Well, guess what: every teen getting their driver’s permit this year doesn’t, because that’s when they were born.
This is not okay. It makes me feel old and sad.
Also not okay? That this shirt might as well read, “My parents totally boned in the 90s!” Just saying.