Costume Roundup: Where’s Professor Chaos? 5

At long last, I have found my Halloween costume.

Are you ready?

I don’t think you’re ready.

Think of something awesome. Then multiply it by totally awesome. Then divide it by the logarithmic function of you’ve totally lost interest and have already scrolled down, haven’t you?

Yes, a slutty raccoon costume. I know it seems a little anticlimactic, but once I add a utility belt and a red cape, I’m going to have the best “Slutty ____” costume ever.

For I will be Slutty The Coon. Risky Raccoon Adult Costume – $66.99


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5 thoughts on “Costume Roundup: Where’s Professor Chaos?

  1. Reply L-A Sep 26, 2011 6:37 pm

    Hands down, best Slutty ____ costume ever. I feel like I could give it a Canadian twist, using this as inspiration:

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