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Remember 1996? Dolly the Sheep, Independence Day, Bob Dole, Jewel, "You had me at hello," Beanie Babies. If you're with me this far, then you definitely will remember how to do the Macarena (and will probably go to your grave knowing every step). Well, guess what: every teen getting their driver's permit this year doesn't, ...

As I've mentioned in the past, the Mammary Fairy was generous when she visited me during puberty. Bra shopping has been a constant struggle, a trial-and-error process that has spanned nearly 15 years. Despite the myriad teen magazines available in the 90s, there weren't a ton of comprehensive bra guides amidst the Trauamaramas and "Which ...

I am only slightly ashamed to admit that I’ve watched Bridget Jones’s Diary. I am, however, much more ashamed to admit that if I’m channel surfing and it’s on TV, I will watch it. I don’t know why – maybe it’s Renee Zelleweger’s endearingly terrible attempt at a British accent, maybe it’s the fact that ...

I am proud to announce that if you Google "ballet flat groin kick," You Want Me To Wear What is the third site on the page. I know this because someone found the blog by Googling "ballet flat groin kick." Strangely enough, they haven't made any return visits. I can't imagine why. Edited to add: Apparently "ballet ...

It's Friday (Friday) and I'm hanging out at a Coffee Bean and feeling lazy, so here are some random ModCloth picks to take you through the weekend. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to eavesdrop on a bunch of strangers' conversations, because there is nothing better than the inane things you hear at a ...