Accio, Midriff 1

Accio, Midriff
I know that the Hogwarts dress code's been significantly more lax over the years, but I have a hunch that this cropped Hogwarts tee would warrant a disapproving scowl from Professor McGonagall. It just gets a scowl from me for the fact that it's $24.50. Delia*s Harry Potter Hogwarts Tee - $24.50

Holy Father Mollusc the IV 2

Holy Father Mollusc the IV
I have one very, very important question, you guys: Why is this cephalopod wearing a Pope hat? ModCloth Sea Creations Shower Curtain - $24.99

Costume Roundup #3

Costume Roundup #3
Oh, dude. Too soon, BuyCostumes.com. Too soon. BuyCostumes.com Rehab Babe Adult Costume - $36.99 (was $54.99)

Won’t You Be My Blocker?

Won't You Be My Blocker?
I have a well-chronicled dream of one day being a badass. As such, I occasionally entertain the idea of joining a roller derby league. It's a fleeting thought - not because the last time I wore anything with wheels I was 12 and it ended in a broken wrist, or because I get enough bruises ...

MTV’s 300

MTV's 300
I'm pretty sure the inside of my brain is just a haphazard decoupage of memes and pop culture references. This blog is evidence enough, but just in case you wanted more proof - I saw this t-shirt: And this is what I imagined: Then I spent thirty minutes - and, coincidentally, a rerun of Awkward. ...

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