Frozen Over 1

Frozen Over
I'm having a major existential crisis. So, I was clicking through some old posts to update the tags, and I saw my old Abbey Dawn posts (the Kohl's juniors line from Avril Lavigne). I thought to myself, "Oh, I haven't mocked Avril in a while, I'll check out Kohl's." There wasn't anything particularly thrilling in ...

An Addendum On Houndstooth

Hey, remember when a reader found the blog by Googling "Will a houndstooth skirt make me look fat?"I said that it would not, and that the reader should go for it.I just want to point out, for the sake of clarification: skirts. Go for a houndstooth skirt or dress. Do not go for houndstooth skinny ...

Please Stop Avril Before Someone Gets Hurt

I ... so ... these are real. People. These pants are real. They once sold for $50. Kohl's seems to think that they'll sell for $20.They have zigzags in black and white. With random bursts of color. I have a migraine just from trying to get my eyes to focus. Can you imagine these in ...

As Real As She Is

This shirt is about as authentically punk as Avril Lavigne. Which is to say, as punk as you can get from shopping at Kohl's. I understand shirts that are faux-layered (ie: a sweater with a button-down collar attached) because it's so hard to get that look through normal layering. However, wearing a shirt with pre-attached ...

Face the Music 1

Clearly, I don't get the kids of today. If I did, maybe I would understand why you would wear Avril Lavigne's giant face on a t-shirt. Or, if I understood kids today, the KISS-style star over her eye would make sense. "Dare to be different. You'll steal the spotlight wearing this juniors' Abbey Dawn boyfriend ...

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