Costume Roundup #3

Costume Roundup #3
Oh, dude. Too soon, BuyCostumes.com. Too soon. BuyCostumes.com Rehab Babe Adult Costume - $36.99 (was $54.99)

Costume Roundup #2 1

Costume Roundup #2
Bit of advice to all of you thinking about going as everyone's favorite Oompa Loompette: For the low, low price of $29.99, this costume comes with a leopard print tube dress and a black shrug. Wig, shoes, bad judgement, fetus with a pickled liver, and self-tanner are sold separately. I don't often criticize something based ...

Costume Roundup: Scanner? I Hardly Know Her! 4

Costume Roundup: Scanner? I Hardly Know Her!
How do you know when our existence crosses into "dystopian satire?" When "Sexy TSA Agent" costumes become commonplace. I know I'm totally overanalyzing the "Slutty Professional" costume, but at the heart of it, each costume can be summed up as, "I do a very basic, common job ... with sexy results!" What works about the ...

Costume Roundup: Where’s Professor Chaos? 5

Costume Roundup: Where's Professor Chaos?
At long last, I have found my Halloween costume. Are you ready? I don't think you're ready. Think of something awesome. Then multiply it by totally awesome. Then divide it by the logarithmic function of you've totally lost interest and have already scrolled down, haven't you? Yes, a slutty raccoon costume. I know it seems ...

Any Given Sunday 1

Any Given Sunday
I've always been a big baseball fan, but over the last couple years, I've started to follow football. I still don't understand it as well as baseball, but it's fun to watch. In fact, watching football is so fun that just the other day I was thinking to myself, "I really enjoy football. I love ...

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