Urban Planning 2

Urban Planning
Oh, ModCloth. I love you. You know I love you. But I have to do this. You guys, these are some Class-A Mom Jeans. Not only are they Mom Jeans, the model's legs look remarkably disproportionate in them. This can be at least partly blamed on the fact that the jeans don't fit well through ...

Sticky Situations 15

Sticky Situations
Fact: duct tape can do anything. It's the MacGyver of inanimate objects. The fact that MacGyver didn't carry around duct tape at all times makes me suspect he's a hack. My first instinct with this dress was to follow up that thought with, "just because duct tape can do anything  doesn't mean it should." Then ...

Forseen Fashions

As a result of writing this blog, I now have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of ugly fashions. After 300+ posts, I remember pretty much everything I've written about. Which is sad, given how much brain space is now devoted to remembering Forever 21's variations on unflattering dresses. So when I came across these two dresses ...

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