Accio, Midriff 1

Accio, Midriff
I know that the Hogwarts dress code's been significantly more lax over the years, but I have a hunch that this cropped Hogwarts tee would warrant a disapproving scowl from Professor McGonagall. It just gets a scowl from me for the fact that it's $24.50. Delia*s Harry Potter Hogwarts Tee - $24.50

MTV’s 300

MTV's 300
I'm pretty sure the inside of my brain is just a haphazard decoupage of memes and pop culture references. This blog is evidence enough, but just in case you wanted more proof - I saw this t-shirt: And this is what I imagined: Then I spent thirty minutes - and, coincidentally, a rerun of Awkward. ...

She’s All Mean Girls Drive Me Crazy in Pink 6

She's All Mean Girls Drive Me Crazy in Pink
Quick quiz: - Are you 17 but could pass for 29? - Are you the most popular girl in school but seem to only have three friends? - Have you been planning your prom since you were ten? - Do you wear short skirts, high heels, and/or are you cheer captain? - Do you regularly ...

Me Llama Alpaca 3

Me Llama Alpaca
Thanks to this Delia*s t-shirt, I have an awesome idea for a TV show. It's called Alpaca's Pack, and it stars Ally Sheedy as Dolores Alpaca, a no-nonsense animal therapist who can, of course, talk to the animals like  a modern-day Dr. Doolittle. She's just gone through a messy divorce and is trying to balance ...

Diane von Jones’s Diary 1

Diane von Jones's Diary
I am only slightly ashamed to admit that I’ve watched Bridget Jones’s Diary. I am, however, much more ashamed to admit that if I’m channel surfing and it’s on TV, I will watch it. I don’t know why – maybe it’s Renee Zelleweger’s endearingly terrible attempt at a British accent, maybe it’s the fact that ...

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