Archive for the ‘Forever 21’ Category

Dear God, Please, let me never be in a situation where I need to run into Forever 21 and buy a pack of deodorizing body wipes. Thanks, Amanda Forever 21 Deodorizing Body Wipes - $1.80

You know how sometimes the clinically insane become convinced that the television is trying to communicate with them? On the left, Forever 21's Japanese Fox Top. On the right is my dog, Kit. Is someone at Forever 21 trying to let me know that they've read the blog and they agree with me? Is it possible that, ...

Forever 21 knows what you like. They could sense that your legs were feeling coy. They anticipated the Pirate Dog craze that's sweeping the nation. They knew that the time was right for a Vatican/Jersey Shore collaboration. So, when you say that you like vintage clothes, Forever 21 cuts right to the quick. They know what ...

As you've probably heard, the upcoming fourth season of Jersey Shore will be set in Italy, because MTV feels that Italy hasn't been sufficiently punished for World War II. Alternately, MTV is still fighting the war and has resorted to biological and chemical warfare. Either way, MTV's plans backfired. The sentient petri dishes known as the ...

These were sent to me by Jes Christenberry, by way of her boyfriend. Said Jes, "I don't know how he found them, all I know is that they are pretty terrible." She included this exchange: Boyfriend: bb do you need pants? Cause I found a pair for you! Me: What is this I don't even. "What is ...