Archive for the ‘Forever 21’ Category

The weather started warming up yesterday, and today was beautiful. Of course, I spent most of it sitting inside, working on my Procrastination Project of the Day: creating custom avatars, to entice the silent majority of my readership to start posting comments. Since I spent most of today indoors working, I want to get out before ...

So, this exists. This is actually too absurd for me to process. Is it awesome? Is it awful? Is it funny? Is it stupid? I don't know, and it doesn't matter. This shirt exists because it must exist. There is no other way. This shirt is the alpha and the omega, it is all of human history, ...

This blog's entire existence is the direct result of three things: a love of clothes, an almost pathological need to share my thoughts with others, and a body that is very, very difficult to dress. Two of those three reasons - my love of clothes and my impossible-to-dress body - are what inspired my new "When ...

Did you know that there are children in Asia who don't own pants? Yes, there are thousands - maybe millions - of children who go pantsless every single day. And yet, despite the hardships faced by others, American designers continue to flaunt our fabric surplus with harem pants. Look at them. They're the sartorial equivalent of a ...

Trends fascinate me. One month, seemingly out of nowhere, every fashion magazine is singing the praises of wide legged pants or high heeled oxfords. The only way I can explain it is that the night before fashion magazines all go to press, the Anna Wintour Fairy visits the dreams of each magazine editor and whispers ...