Like That Book By Nabokov 8

Like That Book By Nabokov
Fact: I adore GapKids. I can't wait for the children of America to get fat enough that GapKids starts making clothes in my size. Plain and simple, my devotion to GapKids is of equal intensity as my disdain for The Gap. However, every company is capable of a misstep here or there, such as selling ...

More On The Gap 3

More On The Gap
When I was a kid, I was terrified of becoming an adult. I vehemently insisted I would never have kids or learn to drive a car. I was going to adopt, live at home, and either bike or have my parents drive me places. As you can imagine, this filled my parents with great hope ...

Back That Seam Up 6

Back That Seam Up
You know, just the other day I was thinking to myself, "I wish I could combine the comfort of my favorite sausage casing-esque skinny jeans with the breezy sexuality of back seam tights. But also, sluttier." I should have known that Guess would not only anticipate the demand, but that they would meet the challenge ...

Teva’s Step Up 7

Teva's Step Up
Okay, who slipped the acid into the community Nalgene bottle over at Teva? This is one of those times where the site's description does the shoes more justice than I ever could: It's the classic Teva® Hurricane sport "mandal" re-imagined as a STILETTO. This co-branded effort sees Grey Ant marrying the Teva® velcro-strap styling and ...

Guess Who? It’s Britney, Bitch 1

Guess Who? It's Britney, Bitch
You have to give Guess credit - they do a great job of making creatively trashy clothes. It's one thing to make generically trashy clothes. But these? These take skill. Oh yes. Sequined denim Daisy Dukes. I didn't realize that Guess was doing the costumes for WomanIcer: Britney Spears On Ice! This is clearly from ...

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