Back That Seam Up 6

Back That Seam Up
You know, just the other day I was thinking to myself, "I wish I could combine the comfort of my favorite sausage casing-esque skinny jeans with the breezy sexuality of back seam tights. But also, sluttier." I should have known that Guess would not only anticipate the demand, but that they would meet the challenge ...

Guess Who? It’s Britney, Bitch 1

Guess Who? It's Britney, Bitch
You have to give Guess credit - they do a great job of making creatively trashy clothes. It's one thing to make generically trashy clothes. But these? These take skill. Oh yes. Sequined denim Daisy Dukes. I didn't realize that Guess was doing the costumes for WomanIcer: Britney Spears On Ice! This is clearly from ...

Over the Hill

Over the Hill
Now that I've hit 25, I'm already starting to plan my big move to a retirement community. I'm torn between Boca and Palm Springs. On the one hand, Boca is where my people traditionally flock in the winter or old age. But Palm Springs is only a short drive from the San Andreas fault, and ...

A Threat to Bad Taste 2

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Where’s Whitesnake?

Hey, remember how, up until a few years ago, people used to laugh about how awful their clothes were in the 80s? Man, those were some good times. I miss those days. Back then, Guess never would have described these jeans with the following: "Revive the vinyl, teased hair and ripped tees ubiquitous to '80s ...

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