Floob Away 1

Floob Away
Since General Theodore von Hertzelwagner invented the wave during the Great Pickle War of 1827, there have been few advancements in the field of body language. We are fortunate enough to live in a time when not one, but two great discoveries in the field of body language have been made within a span of ...

She’s All Mean Girls Drive Me Crazy in Pink 6

She's All Mean Girls Drive Me Crazy in Pink
Quick quiz: - Are you 17 but could pass for 29? - Are you the most popular girl in school but seem to only have three friends? - Have you been planning your prom since you were ten? - Do you wear short skirts, high heels, and/or are you cheer captain? - Do you regularly ...

The Return 2

The Return
Remember that one time when Comedy Central gave Dave Chappelle twenty billion dollars and their firstborn to keep being brilliant and funny, and then he sort of cracked under the pressure and went to South Africa, and everyone thought he had gone crazy but it turns out he was just kind of over it, and ...

Arch Nemesis 5

Arch Nemesis
As we all know, Jeffrey Campbell has some interesting opinions on what parts of a shoe are and aren't important. While you and I might believe that the basic shape of a shoe doesn't need to be improved upon, Jeffrey Campbell is all about finding new ways to deconstruct the shoe for minimum wearability. So, ...

It’s A Platform! A Platform! 5

It's A Platform! A Platform!
It's tough being Frankenstein's Monster. For starters, everyone thinks your name is Frankenstein, which must get frustrating and really lead to some issues with personal identity and independence. It's hard to find a good concealer to match your skin tone. For the most part you're lonely, except for that one time the good doctor hooked ...

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