The Return 2

The Return
Remember that one time when Comedy Central gave Dave Chappelle twenty billion dollars and their firstborn to keep being brilliant and funny, and then he sort of cracked under the pressure and went to South Africa, and everyone thought he had gone crazy but it turns out he was just kind of over it, and ...

Arch Nemesis 5

Arch Nemesis
As we all know, Jeffrey Campbell has some interesting opinions on what parts of a shoe are and aren't important. While you and I might believe that the basic shape of a shoe doesn't need to be improved upon, Jeffrey Campbell is all about finding new ways to deconstruct the shoe for minimum wearability. So, ...

It’s A Platform! A Platform! 5

It's A Platform! A Platform!
It's tough being Frankenstein's Monster. For starters, everyone thinks your name is Frankenstein, which must get frustrating and really lead to some issues with personal identity and independence. It's hard to find a good concealer to match your skin tone. For the most part you're lonely, except for that one time the good doctor hooked ...

Combat Cutouts 3

Combat Cutouts
After yesterday's post, I decided to make this week Jeffrey Campbell week. I've mentioned Jeffrey Campbell shoes before, most notably with the horrifying open-toed boots from a couple months ago. Chictopia covered Campbell's fever dream-induced footwear designs, except the blogger had a slightly different take on it all than I do. As she said: And ...

Naomi Stardust 1

Naomi Stardust
My friend Naomi is one of those people so uniquely talented that, if I didn't know her, I would probably hate because I'm petty like that. She's an incredible photographer, a musician, and a good writer. She is also, of course, smart, funny, and pretty. In short, she is one of the three people I ...

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