WTF KFC

I can think of only one situation in which this present would be an appropriate gift. If you know a man who is related to, or a fan of, Colonel Sanders. Of course, that's a very, very small niche, so I guess the makers of this tie expect other people to buy it. Which is ...

Et Tu, Black Halo?

Friends, Romans, Readership, lend me your ears. I come to mock clothing, not to praise it; The ugly that designers do go to the sales rack, the good is oft sold out before I can buy it. So let it be with this top. Black Halo One Shoulder Jane Top - $105

Bow Out 1

When I first saw this, I thought to myself, "Hm. That's a weird dress." Then I realized, to my horror, that no - the giant floppy bow isn't part of the dress at all. It's an accessory that you can buy separately, then choose to pair with what would otherwise be a perfectly lovely outfit. ...

A Top With a View

I don't have any tattoos, but I would venture to guess that the most difficult thing about having a tramp stamp is finding new and exciting ways to display it. After a while, wearing low-rise jeans with a short t-shirt must get kind of boring. With this top, you can show off that circle of ...

The Plaid Hatter

I love how deadpan the model looks in this picture. I imagine that they didn't warn her beforehand what she would be modelling in this shoot. She got all made up, they checked the lights, and then wardrobe ran out at the last minute and put the hat on her head. "Seriously?" she said. "I ...

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