Harem, Interrupted 1

Harem, Interrupted
Things are pretty crazy these days.  The East Coast is still recovering from yesterday's devastating earthquake. One of the greatest celebrity love stories of our time has come to an end. Bill Clinton is a vegan. Chaos reigns. It's enough to drive a person mad. But before you let yourself get carted away to a ...

All In Vain

All In Vain
Just one question: Ellery exists solely to supply Lady Gaga with sportswear, right? ShopBop Ellery Vain Skirted Leather Shorts - $500 (was $1000)

Romp Along 5

Romp Along
I can’t believe I’m about to say this – hell, this may be a sign that it’s time for me to retire, to lay down my laptop, hang up my judgeypants, and retire to a cabin in the woods where I can live out my days fashion and internet-free. That's probably the only responsible thing ...

Top Heavy 10

Top Heavy
As I've mentioned in the past, the Mammary Fairy was generous when she visited me during puberty. Bra shopping has been a constant struggle, a trial-and-error process that has spanned nearly 15 years. Despite the myriad teen magazines available in the 90s, there weren't a ton of comprehensive bra guides amidst the Trauamaramas and "Which ...

Diane von Jones’s Diary 1

Diane von Jones's Diary
I am only slightly ashamed to admit that I’ve watched Bridget Jones’s Diary. I am, however, much more ashamed to admit that if I’m channel surfing and it’s on TV, I will watch it. I don’t know why – maybe it’s Renee Zelleweger’s endearingly terrible attempt at a British accent, maybe it’s the fact that ...

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