Nightmare On Aisle Three 3

Nightmare On Aisle Three
Let's say you're a six year old at the grocery store with your mom. As you stand next to her, chattering excitedly about whatever nonsense small children spout, you happen to look at the lady in line ahead of you. Normally you're not particularly observant - after all, you're six - but on this particular ...

Beary Fierce 4

Beary Fierce
Urban Outfitters Sparkle and Fade Fuzzy Bodycon Tunic - $19.99

Bearly Legal Barenstain Bears, vol. 3 1

Bearly Legal Barenstain Bears, vol. 3
From Paleolithic cave drawings to Egyptian statuary, from Peruvian pottery to Roman frescoes, images of fertility and copulation have a long and storied history in mankind's artistic development. - Dr. Jacques Humperdink, A Clinical Analysis of Pornographic Imagery In keeping with this long and storied tradition, here's a ring with two bears going at it. ...

Combat Cutouts 3

Combat Cutouts
After yesterday's post, I decided to make this week Jeffrey Campbell week. I've mentioned Jeffrey Campbell shoes before, most notably with the horrifying open-toed boots from a couple months ago. Chictopia covered Campbell's fever dream-induced footwear designs, except the blogger had a slightly different take on it all than I do. As she said: And ...

Ugghhhh 4

Ugghhhh
Let's say you're a shoe company who makes really comfortable yet unattractive boots. Somehow - possibly through a pact with Satan - celebrities start to wear your boots. Before long, your boots are the go-to footwear for sorority girls and their mothers everywhere. But the years pass. Juicy Couture sweatsuits are pushed to the back ...

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