Bearly Legal Barenstain Bears, vol. 3 1

Bearly Legal Barenstain Bears, vol. 3
From Paleolithic cave drawings to Egyptian statuary, from Peruvian pottery to Roman frescoes, images of fertility and copulation have a long and storied history in mankind's artistic development. - Dr. Jacques Humperdink, A Clinical Analysis of Pornographic Imagery In keeping with this long and storied tradition, here's a ring with two bears going at it. ...

Top Heavy 10

Top Heavy
As I've mentioned in the past, the Mammary Fairy was generous when she visited me during puberty. Bra shopping has been a constant struggle, a trial-and-error process that has spanned nearly 15 years. Despite the myriad teen magazines available in the 90s, there weren't a ton of comprehensive bra guides amidst the Trauamaramas and "Which ...

Monokini Cave Girl 4

Monokini Cave Girl
Have you ever wondered what a fashion-forward cave woman would wear on her beach vacation? Victoria's Secret has finally given us an answer to that timeless question. Sure, it's a little skimpy for a monokini, but it's a well-known fact that cave women don't care about modern concerns like weird tan lines, proper support, or ...

Who Mourns For Adonais? 4

Who Mourns For Adonais?
Three Gossip Girl-related things to get out of the way before this post: 1. Remember way back when I had a whole post about how drapey one-shoulder tops make me feel like I'm on a soap opera? Of course Georgina would show up on this week's Gossip Girl wearing one and wreaking havoc on the ...

SubtlePink 1

SubtlePink
Being forward is good, but there's something to be said for the art of subtlety. These are from Victoria Secret's Pink line, so I'm guessing that once rush week is over, every sorority girl on campus will be wearing these. These shirts are less "Victoria's Secret" and more "Victoria's Self Esteem Issues That Lead to ...

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