Perfect for a Weather Bunny

Perfect for a Weather Bunny
Lately my boyfriend and I have been watching a lot of Married With Children on Netflix Instant Streaming. I didn't watch the show when I was growing up. Whenever I heard that horrible theme song start, it signaled the end of afternoon cartoons and the beginning of a block of syndicated sitcoms - meaning, it ...

Event Horizons 2

Event Horizons
There are hot dresses. There are sexy dresses. There are even slutty dresses. But no dress is as hot, sexy, and slutty as this dress. This dress is perfect. Not only is it slinky and revealing, but that little twisty detail is what really makes this dress reign supreme. This dress goes beyond the usual ...

Tongue Twisting Rhinos

Tongue Twisting Rhinos
I have an embarrassing confession to make. Yes, another one. I'm full of them. I have a learning disorder. A very, very specific learning disorder. I cannot remember how to say "rhinoceros." No, really. In casual conversation, if I have to say "rhinoceros," I will generally pause before speaking. Why? Because instead of saying "rhinoceros," ...

Tears for Tiers 2

Tears for Tiers
This might be kind of morbid, but ... ... is it just me, or does it kind of look like someone has filleted this dress? I can't look at it without thinking that it kind of resembles the fetal pig I dissected in high school. Which, now that I think about it, would make a ...

Take a Zip

Take a Zip
Some days - when I've eaten my weight in Thai food and cookies - I just don't feel like wearing pants. I want something loose and shapeless that will allow my food baby room to grow, flourish, and be digested. I also require many pockets, because I like to carry everything I might need on ...

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