Archive for the ‘Jumpsuits’ Category

Thanks to Intrepid Field Reporter Melissa for bringing Topshop to my attention. She journeyed to the New York store a few weeks ago and tried on this delight: Why yes, this is a denim romper with molded cups. So good of you to notice! The one thing - ONE THING - this does have going for it ...

In Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Alice gets advice from a caterpillar smoking a hookah. If Alice had taken a hit off of that and then designed a romper for the caterpillar to wear on a night out, this is what she would have created, complete with panels allowing for the caterpillar's body segmentation. It's unfortunate, given that ...

Three wishes? Okay! 1. I wish this jumpsuit didn't make the model's breasts look so unhappy. 2. I wish this jumpsuit gave her an actual waist. 3. I wish they hadn't used the curtain ties as a belt. Dammit! I should have looked at the back before making all those wishes. If I had, I would have replaced #3 with: "I ...

Sometimes I wonder if my aversion to the jumper is because I know there's not a chance in hell I can pull it off. I'm 5'1", and I have a 30" inseam. Subtract a foot for my head and neck, and that leaves 19" for torso. That's not a lot of torso to fill a ...

Thanks to Nicole for bringing this to my attention. The Chambray Jumpsuit from American Apparel needs no introduction. It just ... is. Combining the elastic waist of your favorite pair of mom jeans with a baggy top, the Chambray Jumpsuit offers a wildly unflattering cut. Why let yourself go when you can just give the appearance that ...