Archive for the ‘Miscellaneous’ Category

Since General Theodore von Hertzelwagner invented the wave during the Great Pickle War of 1827, there have been few advancements in the field of body language. We are fortunate enough to live in a time when not one, but two great discoveries in the field of body language have been made within a span of 3 ...

Thanks to the hard work and focus of my boyfriend's coworkers, I am thrilled to share the latest in ravewear (according to a video posted by AMI Clubwear). First and foremost: people still go to raves? Is this a tie in with The 90s Are All That? Because I thought raves stopped being A Thing when ...

I am only slightly ashamed to admit that I’ve watched Bridget Jones’s Diary. I am, however, much more ashamed to admit that if I’m channel surfing and it’s on TV, I will watch it. I don’t know why – maybe it’s Renee Zelleweger’s endearingly terrible attempt at a British accent, maybe it’s the fact that ...

Happy Memorial Day, everyone! Remember: it's now safe to wear white, but it's never okay to wear Ed Hardy. License plate has been changed to protect identity of driver. Yes, I do have giant biceps in comparison to my tiny, ineffectual fists.

I am not much of a tea or coffee drinker. In fact, other than soda while I'm hosting trivia, I drink almost exclusively water. It's one of the few healthy things I do in life (the other being that I have limited my rubber cement huffing to once a month and special occasions). I might, however, ...