When Subtext Attacks

When Subtext Attacks
True story: when I was at NYU, one of my professors was ... lovably eccentric. Basically, imagine a man with the mind and speech patterns of Woody Allen and the mannerisms of Christopher Lloyd. Given this very unique combination, it's no surprise that the man was prone to some unusual tangents about the deeper meaning ...

Holy Father Mollusc the IV 2

Holy Father Mollusc the IV
I have one very, very important question, you guys: Why is this cephalopod wearing a Pope hat? ModCloth Sea Creations Shower Curtain - $24.99

Floob Away 1

Floob Away
Since General Theodore von Hertzelwagner invented the wave during the Great Pickle War of 1827, there have been few advancements in the field of body language. We are fortunate enough to live in a time when not one, but two great discoveries in the field of body language have been made within a span of ...

Rave Reviews 9

Rave Reviews
Thanks to the hard work and focus of my boyfriend's coworkers, I am thrilled to share the latest in ravewear (according to a video posted by AMI Clubwear). First and foremost: people still go to raves? Is this a tie in with The 90s Are All That? Because I thought raves stopped being A Thing ...

Diane von Jones’s Diary 1

Diane von Jones's Diary
I am only slightly ashamed to admit that I’ve watched Bridget Jones’s Diary. I am, however, much more ashamed to admit that if I’m channel surfing and it’s on TV, I will watch it. I don’t know why – maybe it’s Renee Zelleweger’s endearingly terrible attempt at a British accent, maybe it’s the fact that ...

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