Unsuitable

Hey, look, Topshop keeps selling bodysuits! Hey, you know what those seams are not? Flattering. Also, apparently this is acid washed denim, and the TopShop website advises you to "wear with this season's hareem trousers." It's very nice of them to roll all the trends I hate into one outfit, so I can better dismiss ...

Another Public Service Announcement

Alright. Everyone gather round and take a knee. I'm going to put forth a scenario. Let's say you're dating a guy, and you see that he has these boxers in his drawer: Your first instinct may be to feel alarm. Take a few deep breaths and wait for the nausea to pass. Level-headedness must prevail ...

Bodysuit Up …

... is something I hope I never hear Barney Stinson say.* And in the event that he does, I hope he's not referencing either of these: I did gymnastics for several years, and bodysuits give me flashbacks to accidentally getting chalk in my eyes after coating my hands in chalk like one breads a chicken ...

American Apparel: Making Tights NSFW

A big "Thank You" (if that's the right term ...) to Jac for sending this in. In her words: "Oh, oh, review these abominations! Because regular pantyhose isn't uncomfortable enough. It's a frightful £26 and it's MISSING THE ASS." Normally, I can at the very least understand why someone created the item I'm reviewing. You ...

A Public Service Announcement 1

I hadn't planned on doing two posts in one day, but it's very important that this is said as soon as poosible: Ed Hardy must be destroyed. Christian Audigier must be stopped. I realize that railing against Ed Hardy is beating a dead horse. But it has to be said, because people do not seem ...

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