Friday Feets: Tights 9

Friday Feets: Tights
I got back on Wednesday from a trip to New York where the high was 32 and the lows were in the 20s. While I was gone, LA had a heat wave and my Facebook feed was full of pictures of the beach and posts about the unseasonable weather. The trip was family-related, so it ...

Spanx Ya Mama 2

Spanx Ya Mama
There are a lot of things you can't do when you're pregnant. I'd heard a few, but while researching this post, I learned all sorts of rules I'd never heard before. While pregnant, you can't take a bath, do illegal drugs, expose yourself to pesticides, drink alcohol, or be around pet reptiles. You can't eat ...

Friday Feets: New Years Eve Shinys 3

Friday Feets: New Years Eve Shinys
Tonight is Christmas Eve, which means any of the following: ham, pine trees, winter break, mistletoe, cookies, old fat men breaking into your house and leaving you presents while his elk or whatever eat all your grass and ruin the lawn. But, beyond all else, it means that New Years Eve ...

I Ain’t Lion

I Ain't Lion
I am not a big fan of jumpers. That goes without saying. But let's take my distaste for jumpers out of the equation. Let's say I'm undercover on a boat full of crime lords, and one of the henchmen has wired the boat to blow. In the ensuing explosion I'm flung from the boat and ...

Public Service Announcement #8: Think of the Children 4

Public Service Announcement #8: Think of the Children
True story: The other night, I dreamed that I had a baby. Only, it wasn't a baby. It was a kitten. Which sounds absolutely adorable and everything, except for the part where in this dream universe, it was completely normal to have a kitten as a baby. The only problem is, should you have a ...

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