Monokini Cave Girl 4

Monokini Cave Girl
Have you ever wondered what a fashion-forward cave woman would wear on her beach vacation? Victoria's Secret has finally given us an answer to that timeless question. Sure, it's a little skimpy for a monokini, but it's a well-known fact that cave women don't care about modern concerns like weird tan lines, proper support, or ...

Friday Feets: Etsy Gift Guide, Part Two 3

Friday Feets: Etsy Gift Guide, Part Two
While putting together last week's Friday Feets, I found so many cool things on Etsy that I decided the gift guide had to be a two part series. Last week's post was all about wearable items (including a totally awesome triceratops hat). This week's is about the stuff you can't wear. Yes, there's stuff you ...

A Very Jersey Christmas 1

A Very Jersey Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Shore Not a Guido was smushing, not even the whores. The stockings were hung by the hot tub with care In hopes that Christian Audigier would soon be there. The guidettes were nestled all snug in tanning beds As visions of GTL danced in their heads. ...

Body Birthday Suit 5

Body Birthday Suit
It's been a few years since I've worn a body suit, thanks to a failed gymnastics career (fun fact: puberty and uneven bars don't mix; also, I am remarkably uncoordinated). Given that the last time I donned a leotard the rest of the world was busy worrying about Y2K, it's entirely possible that I'm a ...

Friday Feets: Etsy Gift Guide, Part One 2

Friday Feets: Etsy Gift Guide, Part One
People sometimes rail against gifts from mainstream stores, as if there's something less original or special about buying presents from a store in a mall. I'm not in that camp. Many a time have I rushed to the mall on December 23rd with a list of friends I forgot to buy gifts for written on ...

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