Harem, Interrupted 1

Harem, Interrupted
Things are pretty crazy these days.  The East Coast is still recovering from yesterday's devastating earthquake. One of the greatest celebrity love stories of our time has come to an end. Bill Clinton is a vegan. Chaos reigns. It's enough to drive a person mad. But before you let yourself get carted away to a ...

It Shant Be 5

It Shant Be
These were sent to me by Jes Christenberry, by way of her boyfriend. Said Jes, "I don't know how he found them, all I know is that they are pretty terrible." She included this exchange: Boyfriend: bb do you need pants? Cause I found a pair for you! Me: What is this I don't even. ...

Haremoggant 2

Haremoggant
Did you know that there are children in Asia who don't own pants? Yes, there are thousands - maybe millions - of children who go pantsless every single day. And yet, despite the hardships faced by others, American designers continue to flaunt our fabric surplus with harem pants. Look at them. They're the sartorial equivalent ...

I Ain’t Lion

I Ain't Lion
I am not a big fan of jumpers. That goes without saying. But let's take my distaste for jumpers out of the equation. Let's say I'm undercover on a boat full of crime lords, and one of the henchmen has wired the boat to blow. In the ensuing explosion I'm flung from the boat and ...

It’s On the Waiting List 4

It's On the Waiting List
I was going to write about these a few weeks ago, but like most of my posts, I kept putting it off and putting it off and writing posts about world peace. So I put it off and put it off, until today I was flipping through my open tabs trying to find something to ...

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