Archive for the ‘T-Shirts’ Category

I love 90s music. I can sing along with almost all 90s rock songs. It's one of my superpowers, along with accidentally finding spiders. Yeah, the spider thing sucks. But, back on point, 90s music - I love it. Somehow, I don't think this tank was what Garbage intended when they wrote and recorded the song ...

Alright, this has gone far enough. I know that kids today are all into Twilight and the tragic romance between a girl and the hunky vampire with sparkly skin who is torn between wanting to love her and wanting to eat her. I get it. But seriously? No. Vampires make terrible boyfriends. Keep in mind, they're ...

I, like many people, have a soft spot for things that are cute. I can't resist going into a pet shop and watching puppies chew on things (although, yes, I realize pet shops are evil). I once stood in the rodent hut at the Bronx Zoo for 20 minutes with my finger against the glass ...

Dinosaurs are awesome. Who doesn't love dinosaurs? Even Creationists are now incorporating them into their theories, and those guys hate everything! You can't not love a dinosaur. It's impossible to be apathetic about an Apatosaurus. I do not, however, like this t-shirt. Why? Well, first of all, it feels like the makers of the shirt are ...

This shirt is about as authentically punk as Avril Lavigne. Which is to say, as punk as you can get from shopping at Kohl's. I understand shirts that are faux-layered (ie: a sweater with a button-down collar attached) because it's so hard to get that look through normal layering. However, wearing a shirt with pre-attached suspenders is ...