St. The Situation 2

St. The Situation
As you've probably heard, the upcoming fourth season of Jersey Shore will be set in Italy, because MTV feels that Italy hasn't been sufficiently punished for World War II. Alternately, MTV is still fighting the war and has resorted to biological and chemical warfare. Either way, MTV's plans backfired. The sentient petri dishes known as ...

Crafty Like a Tank 2

Crafty Like a Tank
This was sent to me by my friend Sarah, a faithful reader and absurdly talented writer. Her skill is evident in the brief but incisive commentary she included in her email. WTF? This is the ModCloth Happily Ever Crafter Tank. It's a delightful mélange of floral patterns and a napkin folded into a fan. Sure, ...

Top Heavy 10

Top Heavy
As I've mentioned in the past, the Mammary Fairy was generous when she visited me during puberty. Bra shopping has been a constant struggle, a trial-and-error process that has spanned nearly 15 years. Despite the myriad teen magazines available in the 90s, there weren't a ton of comprehensive bra guides amidst the Trauamaramas and "Which ...

The Friday Thing: ModCloth 3

It's Friday (Friday) and I'm hanging out at a Coffee Bean and feeling lazy, so here are some random ModCloth picks to take you through the weekend. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to eavesdrop on a bunch of strangers' conversations, because there is nothing better than the inane things you hear at a ...

The Painting of Dionne Davenport 2

The Painting of Dionne Davenport
There's something heartwarming about the fact that, 15 years later, Clueless is still relevant enough to warrant an officially licensed tank top. But that's not the point of this post. This tank is really just an excuse for me to ask: What kind of insane pact with Satan/Picture of Dorian Gray shit is Stacey Dash ...

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