Me Llama Alpaca 3

Me Llama Alpaca
Thanks to this Delia*s t-shirt, I have an awesome idea for a TV show. It’s called Alpaca’s Pack, and it stars Ally Sheedy as Dolores Alpaca, a no-nonsense animal therapist who can, of course, talk to the animals like  a modern-day Dr. Doolittle. She’s just gone through a messy divorce and is trying to balance ...

Blasé Moddle is Blasé 2

Blasé Moddle is Blasé
ModCloth has a new model in their stable (or new to me, which makes her new to the world as far as I’m concerned). Other than her awesome hair and slight resemblance to a young Rachel Leigh Cook, what’s most striking about this new model is how completely blasé she appears to be in all ...

Americanatomy 3

Americanatomy
Do you love America? No, I mean, really love America. Are you so patriotic that you bleed apple pie and ingenuity? Have you never asked what your country can do for you? Do you refuse to separate your laundry because these colors don’t run? Is your ringtone the national anthem? Do bald eagles come when ...

Need Some Reader Help

Need Some Reader Help
Artist rendering of how I will feel after reading through 677 posts on my own. I mentioned this on the fanpage but: after my awesome “convert a bunch of tags to categories” spree the other night, I have now realized that this screwed up a bunch of the links within my posts. Given that there ...

It Shant Be 5

It Shant Be
These were sent to me by Jes Christenberry, by way of her boyfriend. Said Jes, “I don’t know how he found them, all I know is that they are pretty terrible.” She included this exchange: Boyfriend: bb do you need pants? Cause I found a pair for you! Me: What is this I don’t even. ...

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