"We’re More Like Best Friends!" 1

There are two types of women in the world who would wear this hat: 1. A ridiculously stylish twenty-something who can wear anything and make it work. She might pair this with skinny jeans and a cool top, and will manage to look like she’s not wearing a costume. 2. Her middle aged mother who ...

Pants Without Logic or Reason

In theory, a pair of high-waist slacks with a thick waistband sound great. I immediately start having delusions of wearing them with a button-down blouse and flats. These are delusions, of course, because in them I am also speaking with Brahmin accents and playing golf with Spencer Tracey. Luckily, these pants keep me from sinking ...

Invested in Gossip Girl

First off, in a bit of cross-promotion, I will be blogging for a Gossip Girl fashion blog called “You Know You Love Fashion.” Having said that: Doesn’t this look like something Serena would wear to school in yet another very loose interpretation of the Constance uniform? Can’t you just see her wearing this while talking ...

American Apparel: Making Tights NSFW

A big “Thank You” (if that’s the right term …) to Jac for sending this in. In her words: “Oh, oh, review these abominations! Because regular pantyhose isn’t uncomfortable enough. It’s a frightful £26 and it’s MISSING THE ASS.” Normally, I can at the very least understand why someone created the item I’m reviewing. You ...

Costume Ideas #2 – Trashy 1950s Character 2

Halloween is only six weeks away. No idea what you want to be? How about going as a vaguely trashy character from a movie set in the 1950s? Yes, with just one dress, you too can be Cha Cha DiGregorio. (in truth, I don’t hate this dress, but the giant flamenco ruffle along the side ...

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