Three Dresses of Varying Degrees of Ugly 1

Again, Forever 21 offers a plethora of unattractive dresses. This dress is called the “Ready or Not” dress. I believe the origins of the name stem from the fact that the stitching on the cups create the illusion of eyes. It’s like your rack is getting ready to play hide and seek with good taste! ...

Safety First

Fasten your seatbelt – it’s going to be an unflattering skirt. Just running down the list of issues with this skirt: 1. It cuts your legs into sections, making them look shorter. 2. Each section is sewn onto the prior one, so none of the panels lie flat. 3. The exposed zipper cuts your body ...

An Egregious Use of Spandex

I know that, in the six posts I’ve made so far, the bulk have been about Forever 21. I felt kind of bad about it, and worried that I might hurt the store’s feelings. Then I saw this: Faux-denim leggings. With zippers on the bottoms. And no pockets. Because they are leggings. Faux-denim leggings. Not ...

Avril Lavigne is Totally Still Relevant

It’s tough going back to school. You have to start waking up before noon, the required reading isn’t a Teen Beat article on the Jonas brothers, and you have to find the perfect outfit to express that you are an individual, unlike all those preppy sheep. The dark nail polish and bangs in your face ...

Denim Skirts Don’t Need to Be Hybrid

This is unnecessary: The only case in which I can imagine either of these would be necessary is if you were torn between wearing a jean mini or your floral/ruffled skirt. If you’re having that problem, and you think the best solution is to combine the two, then congratulations, Forever 21 has anticipated your needs ...

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