Thank the Hipsters

I loved the 90s. Granted, I was 5 when they started, so I don’t remember much, but I do remember wanting a pair of Doc Martins because Clarissa wore them. I also wore flannel shirts until ’97. Hey, I never said I knew how to dress. But as I was saying, I love the 90s. ...

Cowboys & Gangsters Wear Sensible Sandals

Sandals haven’t undergone much invention since their creation back by some guy who was sick of stepping on rocks while hunting mammoths. The last great innovation for the sandal was the jelly shoe, and that was only great because you could hose them down when they started to look gross. But now, in the 21st ...

Denim Dresses Are Not Okay

If you like planning your Halloween costume months in advance, I have one for you: Bitchy popular girl from any 90s teen movie. Combine with thick platform Mary Janes, full hair, and a posse of slightly insecure, slightly less pretty cheerleaders. If that’s not your style, you can always go for this: Throw some paint ...

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