Floob Away 1

Floob Away
Since General Theodore von Hertzelwagner invented the wave during the Great Pickle War of 1827, there have been few advancements in the field of body language. We are fortunate enough to live in a time when not one, but two great discoveries in the field of body language have been made within a span of ...

Wear It To Your Homecoming Rain Dance 3

Wear It To Your Homecoming Rain Dance
Everyone knows that designers love co-opting other cultures. Last year was all about “ethnic” (ie: generic African) jewelry, but we’re moving a little closer to home for this season. So, break out your ceremonial headdresses and yucca fiber skirts, because this fall is all about tribal prints! That’s right: we took their land, we gave ...

She’s All Mean Girls Drive Me Crazy in Pink 6

She's All Mean Girls Drive Me Crazy in Pink
Quick quiz: - Are you 17 but could pass for 29? - Are you the most popular girl in school but seem to only have three friends? - Have you been planning your prom since you were ten? - Do you wear short skirts, high heels, and/or are you cheer captain? - Do you regularly ...

Costume Roundup: Where’s Professor Chaos? 4

Costume Roundup: Where's Professor Chaos?
At long last, I have found my Halloween costume. Are you ready? I don’t think you’re ready. Think of something awesome. Then multiply it by totally awesome. Then divide it by the logarithmic function of you’ve totally lost interest and have already scrolled down, haven’t you? Yes, a slutty raccoon costume. I know it seems ...

Maddening Style 2

Maddening Style
It’s no secret that I am one of the many people who love Mad Men. From the reveal at the end of the pilot that Don was married all the way through his inexplicably proposing to the insufferably toothy Megan, I’ve watched every episode with rapt devotion. Even when I was left yelling “What?? No. ...

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