When Subtext Attacks

When Subtext Attacks
True story: when I was at NYU, one of my professors was ... lovably eccentric. Basically, imagine a man with the mind and speech patterns of Woody Allen and the mannerisms of Christopher Lloyd. Given this very unique combination, it's no surprise that the man was prone to some unusual tangents about the deeper meaning ...

Holy Father Mollusc the IV 2

Holy Father Mollusc the IV
I have one very, very important question, you guys: Why is this cephalopod wearing a Pope hat? ModCloth Sea Creations Shower Curtain - $24.99

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Beary Fierce
Urban Outfitters Sparkle and Fade Fuzzy Bodycon Tunic - $19.99

Maddening Style 2

Maddening Style
It's no secret that I am one of the many people who love Mad Men. From the reveal at the end of the pilot that Don was married all the way through his inexplicably proposing to the insufferably toothy Megan, I've watched every episode with rapt devotion. Even when I was left yelling "What?? No. ...

Bearly Legal Barenstain Bears, vol. 3 1

Bearly Legal Barenstain Bears, vol. 3
From Paleolithic cave drawings to Egyptian statuary, from Peruvian pottery to Roman frescoes, images of fertility and copulation have a long and storied history in mankind's artistic development. - Dr. Jacques Humperdink, A Clinical Analysis of Pornographic Imagery In keeping with this long and storied tradition, here's a ring with two bears going at it. ...

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