Posts Tagged ‘Animal Print’

Many people complain that stores start pushing Christmas earlier and earlier every year, but my biggest issue is when they push Halloween early. I love Halloween, but it's a decidedly "fall" holiday, and I'm just not ready to deal with it in July. Now that I'm back at school, I'm starting to face the inevitability of ...

As you've probably heard, the upcoming fourth season of Jersey Shore will be set in Italy, because MTV feels that Italy hasn't been sufficiently punished for World War II. Alternately, MTV is still fighting the war and has resorted to biological and chemical warfare. Either way, MTV's plans backfired. The sentient petri dishes known as the ...

Thanks to this Delia*s t-shirt, I have an awesome idea for a TV show. It's called Alpaca's Pack, and it stars Ally Sheedy as Dolores Alpaca, a no-nonsense animal therapist who can, of course, talk to the animals like  a modern-day Dr. Doolittle. She's just gone through a messy divorce and is trying to balance her ...

My brother’s graduation speaker was Max Brooks, author of World War Z and the Zombie Survival Guide (also, he is the son of Mel Brooks, notable only because I sometimes like to imagine that Mel Brooks is my grandfather, making Max Brooks my imaginary uncle). Max Brooks gave a speech about, among other things, zombies (also, ...

It's Friday (Friday) and I'm hanging out at a Coffee Bean and feeling lazy, so here are some random ModCloth picks to take you through the weekend. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to eavesdrop on a bunch of strangers' conversations, because there is nothing better than the inane things you hear at a ...