Posts Tagged ‘Average Ass’

Amy sent this one in, with the elegantly understated: Ravishing? I think not. No, I didn't accidentally stretch this photo. This is how it looks on the Urban Outfitters website. This is the best way they can market these jeans to people. This photo. Or this one. Actually, this shot does give you a great sense of the ...

According to Wikipedia, Laissez faire is loosely translated to "let it be" or "leave it alone." It's a fitting name for these pants, non? Because, if there's one thing you should do, it's leave them alone. That's not exactly ModCloth's intent with the name, of course.  Per their description: Most pants require a conscious effort at styling in order to ...

I was surfing Forever 21, as I do every day, for clothes to buy and clothes to post. At all times, there are two separate browser windows open, so I can keep them separated. These were originally in the "buy" browser. And then I realized they were shorts, rather than a pleated skirt. Shorts are tricky to ...

LOL. Do I even need to contribute more? I don't think so. These shorts require no explanation. No jokes need to be made. They are the joke. They're so high rise that I'm not sure this isn't actually a tube jumper. These will rest an inch and a half below your armpits. They're shiny. They're pleated. They ...

I sometimes wonder if ModCloth stocks really ugly clothing in order to contrast with their otherwise great selection of clothes. Stand as sassily as you'd like, Model. It doesn't change the fact that you're wearing sack pants. Ah yes, sack pants. Pant so ill-fitting, they're intentionally gathered at the waist because of the excess of fabric. Pants ...