The Hills Have Eyes 5

The Hills Have Eyes
Thanks to Nicole M. over at the Facebook group, who posted this shirt with the following: "I can't believe this exists. New York & Company has failed us all with the 'Winking Eye Graphic Tee.'" This model is trying very hard to make this shirt seem normal. Wink all you want, Overly-Enthusiastic Blonde Model.  No ...

I Choose You, Pokeboob!

What does this top remind me of? It's so familiar ... I can't quite place it ... Oh, right. They give your boobs anime eyes. Man, that was driving me crazy. By the by, never wear this. Or, if you do, don't complain about how no one is making eye contact with you. They're making ...

Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder

I avoid one-shoulder dresses because it's hard to properly arrange a bra under them. But it's not like I have a categorical problem with them, it's just a personal preference. These dresses, however, I have a problem with. The tricky part of asymmetry is that it's, well, asymmetrical. It requires balance. Having separate cups makes ...

If You’re Still Happy And You Know It

Okay, so can someone please explain something to me? Why did Forever 21 reissue this happy boob sweater dress only three months after it first hit stores? More importantly, why are they selling this again but refusing to sell more of the perfectly lovely crossover jersey dress I bought from them a month ago but ...

Miller? I hardly know her.

I remember Nicole Miller having some great, simple dresses back in the late 90s. I'm starting to wonder if that was some sort of a hallucination I had. Here we have a bustier top and a pre-wrinkled skirt. Basically, it's a dress designed to look like you're doing the walk of shame. Which could be ...

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