My Halloween Wish 5

My Halloween Wish
This is a post I wrote before Halloween but never posted. Little did I know that Kim and Kris wouldn't make it to Halloween Eve. I have never been a big believer in The Secret, but I am changing my tune right now. Not only do I believe in it, but I'm asking everyone who ...

Costume Roundup: Where’s Professor Chaos? 5

Costume Roundup: Where's Professor Chaos?
At long last, I have found my Halloween costume. Are you ready? I don't think you're ready. Think of something awesome. Then multiply it by totally awesome. Then divide it by the logarithmic function of you've totally lost interest and have already scrolled down, haven't you? Yes, a slutty raccoon costume. I know it seems ...

Costume Ideas #24: Cruella de Vil 1

Costume Ideas #24: Cruella de Vil
Many people complain that stores start pushing Christmas earlier and earlier every year, but my biggest issue is when they push Halloween early. I love Halloween, but it's a decidedly "fall" holiday, and I'm just not ready to deal with it in July. Now that I'm back at school, I'm starting to face the inevitability ...

Any Given Sunday 1

Any Given Sunday
I've always been a big baseball fan, but over the last couple years, I've started to follow football. I still don't understand it as well as baseball, but it's fun to watch. In fact, watching football is so fun that just the other day I was thinking to myself, "I really enjoy football. I love ...

Fun With Search Terms, Halloween Wrap-Up

Fun With Search Terms, Halloween Wrap-Up
In October, a lot of people tend to find the blog while searching for unconventional Halloween costumes. Here are a few of my favorites from the last few weeks: "Hooker Ho Costume" I find this one wildly amusing because my grandmother used to call hookers "ho hos." True story. I'm not sure what a hooker ...

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