Posts Tagged ‘Costumes’

How do you know when our existence crosses into "dystopian satire?" When "Sexy TSA Agent" costumes become commonplace. I know I'm totally overanalyzing the "Slutty Professional" costume, but at the heart of it, each costume can be summed up as, "I do a very basic, common job ... with sexy results!" What works about the costumes is ...

At long last, I have found my Halloween costume. Are you ready? I don't think you're ready. Think of something awesome. Then multiply it by totally awesome. Then divide it by the logarithmic function of you've totally lost interest and have already scrolled down, haven't you? Yes, a slutty raccoon costume. I know it seems a little anticlimactic, but ...

Many people complain that stores start pushing Christmas earlier and earlier every year, but my biggest issue is when they push Halloween early. I love Halloween, but it's a decidedly "fall" holiday, and I'm just not ready to deal with it in July. Now that I'm back at school, I'm starting to face the inevitability of ...

I've always been a big baseball fan, but over the last couple years, I've started to follow football. I still don't understand it as well as baseball, but it's fun to watch. In fact, watching football is so fun that just the other day I was thinking to myself, "I really enjoy football. I love it ...

I'll admit, I was a little unfair to the Sesame Street costumes the other day. I didn't fully understand the versatility of the costumes because I didn't have the full context. Did you know they make fully licensed Jersey Shore costumes? Finally, you can dress up as Snookie, Pauly D, or the Situation. Can you see what this ...