Accio, Midriff 1

Accio, Midriff
I know that the Hogwarts dress code's been significantly more lax over the years, but I have a hunch that this cropped Hogwarts tee would warrant a disapproving scowl from Professor McGonagall. It just gets a scowl from me for the fact that it's $24.50. Delia*s Harry Potter Hogwarts Tee - $24.50

Won’t You Be My Blocker?

Won't You Be My Blocker?
I have a well-chronicled dream of one day being a badass. As such, I occasionally entertain the idea of joining a roller derby league. It's a fleeting thought - not because the last time I wore anything with wheels I was 12 and it ended in a broken wrist, or because I get enough bruises ...

MTV’s 300

MTV's 300
I'm pretty sure the inside of my brain is just a haphazard decoupage of memes and pop culture references. This blog is evidence enough, but just in case you wanted more proof - I saw this t-shirt: And this is what I imagined: Then I spent thirty minutes - and, coincidentally, a rerun of Awkward. ...

The Lost Art of Subtlety 8

The Lost Art of Subtlety
Let's be honest: what woman hasn't tried on a dress and felt as if it didn't draw enough attention to their breasts? I don't just mean a dress that's low-cut or tight. Sometimes, it just isn't enough. Fortunately, Bebe's designers are known for their unique ability to subtly highlight a woman's best assets. It's all ...

Costume Roundup #2 1

Costume Roundup #2
Bit of advice to all of you thinking about going as everyone's favorite Oompa Loompette: For the low, low price of $29.99, this costume comes with a leopard print tube dress and a black shrug. Wig, shoes, bad judgement, fetus with a pickled liver, and self-tanner are sold separately. I don't often criticize something based ...

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