It Shant Be 5

It Shant Be
These were sent to me by Jes Christenberry, by way of her boyfriend. Said Jes, "I don't know how he found them, all I know is that they are pretty terrible." She included this exchange: Boyfriend: bb do you need pants? Cause I found a pair for you! Me: What is this I don't even. ...

I Love the 90s 7

I Love the 90s
Remember 1996? Dolly the Sheep, Independence Day, Bob Dole, Jewel, "You had me at hello," Beanie Babies. If you're with me this far, then you definitely will remember how to do the Macarena (and will probably go to your grave knowing every step). Well, guess what: every teen getting their driver's permit this year doesn't, ...

The Painting of Dionne Davenport 2

The Painting of Dionne Davenport
There's something heartwarming about the fact that, 15 years later, Clueless is still relevant enough to warrant an officially licensed tank top. But that's not the point of this post. This tank is really just an excuse for me to ask: What kind of insane pact with Satan/Picture of Dorian Gray shit is Stacey Dash ...

Maybe Try a Staring Contest? 2

Maybe Try a Staring Contest?
I'm the first to admit that I tend to over-analyze graphic t-shirts that probably should just be taken at face value. So this time, I'm going to keep it simple. Do you get it? Do you? See, everyone blinks, and blinking means you like her. So everyone likes her. OMG ROFL LMAO SO CLEVER. Also: ...

By the Seashore

By the Seashore
Sometimes, I like to think about how I would explain the future to someone from the turn of the 20th century. Do you try to explain iPods and the internet, or do you stick with the simple things like cell phones and that Alaska is a state now? Do you take them to a superstore ...

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