Posts Tagged ‘Forever 21’

You don't need to speak French to understand this shirt. I know. Upon first glance, you think that there's no possible way it could be - and then you read it again. And you know. Take a moment to soak it in. Luxuriate in it. Savor it. Because yes, this tank does read, "I'm too sexy for this ...

If you said to me, "Hey, I just saw this tank. It's black, with thin pieces of light pink chiffon along the neckline," I'd say, "That sounds like it could be cute." And then you'd say, "It's at Forever 21," and I'd say, "Oh. Never mind." In classic Forever 21 fashion, they have taken what should just ...

Every spring, the same thing happens. Stores start selling striped boatneck tops, and I immediately want to buy them, despite the fact that they look terrible on me. I mean, really, really bad. I have a short torso and a large chest. No matter how hard I try, no matter how active my imagination, I will ...

I guess another Twilight sequel is coming out soon, with its immortality and giant wolves and obsessive love interests. But this t-shirt's taking it a little too far. In case you can't read the text, it says: "I will keep you in my little vial and you will never escape me." Okay, first of all, carrying around vials ...

Hi, Forever 21. Thanks for coming back. I know our last talk was kind of rough. I didn't mean to hurt you, it's just that I care about you, and want to buy things from you. We've had our ups and downs, haven't we? Especially when it comes to skirts you've produced. Although, really, those have ...