Posts Tagged ‘Graphic Ts’

You know how sometimes the clinically insane become convinced that the television is trying to communicate with them? On the left, Forever 21's Japanese Fox Top. On the right is my dog, Kit. Is someone at Forever 21 trying to let me know that they've read the blog and they agree with me? Is it possible that, ...

Thanks to the hard work and focus of my boyfriend's coworkers, I am thrilled to share the latest in ravewear (according to a video posted by AMI Clubwear). First and foremost: people still go to raves? Is this a tie in with The 90s Are All That? Because I thought raves stopped being A Thing when ...

As you've probably heard, the upcoming fourth season of Jersey Shore will be set in Italy, because MTV feels that Italy hasn't been sufficiently punished for World War II. Alternately, MTV is still fighting the war and has resorted to biological and chemical warfare. Either way, MTV's plans backfired. The sentient petri dishes known as the ...

Thanks to this Delia*s t-shirt, I have an awesome idea for a TV show. It's called Alpaca's Pack, and it stars Ally Sheedy as Dolores Alpaca, a no-nonsense animal therapist who can, of course, talk to the animals like  a modern-day Dr. Doolittle. She's just gone through a messy divorce and is trying to balance her ...

Remember 1996? Dolly the Sheep, Independence Day, Bob Dole, Jewel, "You had me at hello," Beanie Babies. If you're with me this far, then you definitely will remember how to do the Macarena (and will probably go to your grave knowing every step). Well, guess what: every teen getting their driver's permit this year doesn't, ...