St. The Situation 2

St. The Situation
As you've probably heard, the upcoming fourth season of Jersey Shore will be set in Italy, because MTV feels that Italy hasn't been sufficiently punished for World War II. Alternately, MTV is still fighting the war and has resorted to biological and chemical warfare. Either way, MTV's plans backfired. The sentient petri dishes known as ...

Me Llama Alpaca 3

Me Llama Alpaca
Thanks to this Delia*s t-shirt, I have an awesome idea for a TV show. It's called Alpaca's Pack, and it stars Ally Sheedy as Dolores Alpaca, a no-nonsense animal therapist who can, of course, talk to the animals like  a modern-day Dr. Doolittle. She's just gone through a messy divorce and is trying to balance ...

I Love the 90s 7

I Love the 90s
Remember 1996? Dolly the Sheep, Independence Day, Bob Dole, Jewel, "You had me at hello," Beanie Babies. If you're with me this far, then you definitely will remember how to do the Macarena (and will probably go to your grave knowing every step). Well, guess what: every teen getting their driver's permit this year doesn't, ...

The Painting of Dionne Davenport 2

The Painting of Dionne Davenport
There's something heartwarming about the fact that, 15 years later, Clueless is still relevant enough to warrant an officially licensed tank top. But that's not the point of this post. This tank is really just an excuse for me to ask: What kind of insane pact with Satan/Picture of Dorian Gray shit is Stacey Dash ...

Maybe Try a Staring Contest? 2

Maybe Try a Staring Contest?
I'm the first to admit that I tend to over-analyze graphic t-shirts that probably should just be taken at face value. So this time, I'm going to keep it simple. Do you get it? Do you? See, everyone blinks, and blinking means you like her. So everyone likes her. OMG ROFL LMAO SO CLEVER. Also: ...

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