Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Ruff 4

Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Ruff
So, this exists. This is actually too absurd for me to process. Is it awesome? Is it awful? Is it funny? Is it stupid? I don't know, and it doesn't matter. This shirt exists because it must exist. There is no other way. This shirt is the alpha and the omega, it is all of ...

Down-Home Diva 1

Down-Home Diva
These are some difficult economic times we live in. Unemployment is still high, gas prices are rising, and Beanie Baby futures didn’t pan out as expected. Belts are being tightened on elastic waist pants all around the nation. And yet, if you turn on E! you’d be hard-pressed to find this reality reflected in our ...

Raise Your Standards 5

Raise Your Standards
Here's a crazy thought: if you plan on selling a shirt with a slogan at your nationwide chain, you should probably be sure that you've got a firm grasp of basic English. I'm going to take this as a teachable moment for the Youth of America (all of whom read my blog): "Your" is a ...

Bad Moon Rising

Bad Moon Rising
I watched "An American Werewolf in London" the other day, so I consider myself to now be an expert in all things Canis. As such, I feel I am qualified to talk about a growing problem in today's world: the glamourization of werewolf/human relationships. For centuries, werewolves were feared. And with good reason: unlike actual ...

Taking Flight 1

Taking Flight
After my first Quacker Factory post, I promised myself that I would check in regularly with those wizards of bedazzling. But like so many of my promises, I got distracted by a shiny object and totally forgot about it. And oh, what a mistake that was. I nearly missed this classic Quacker Factory offering. Nothing ...

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