Posts Tagged ‘Hareem Trousers’

Things are pretty crazy these days.  The East Coast is still recovering from yesterday's devastating earthquake. One of the greatest celebrity love stories of our time has come to an end. Bill Clinton is a vegan. Chaos reigns. It's enough to drive a person mad. But before you let yourself get carted away to a room with ...

Did you know that there are children in Asia who don't own pants? Yes, there are thousands - maybe millions - of children who go pantsless every single day. And yet, despite the hardships faced by others, American designers continue to flaunt our fabric surplus with harem pants. Look at them. They're the sartorial equivalent of a ...

I was going to write about these a few weeks ago, but like most of my posts, I kept putting it off and putting it off and writing posts about world peace. So I put it off and put it off, until today I was flipping through my open tabs trying to find something to ...

I should know by now that, if ShopBop is selling sweatpants, I should let go of my preconceived notions regarding sweatpants. For example: when I first saw this picture, I thought the model had an unnaturally long torso. Upon further thought, it's apparent that the model's torso isn't unnaturally long; it's an optical illusion caused by the ...

The night I met my boyfriend, I was in a bar, fending off the advances of remarkably uninteresting men. How did I know they were uninteresting? I used my standard litmus test: tell them that I'm a dude, and I have a penis the length of my forearm. Then I see how they react. If ...