Stars and Shorts Forever 2

Stars and Shorts Forever
TopShop may be a UK import, but their designers have a firm grasp on the American aesthetic. We love NASCAR and baseball. We watch the idle rich on TV but pride ourselves on frugality. We like red meat on our table and the American flag on our clothes. These are TopShop's American Flag Print Hotpants. ...

It Shant Be 5

It Shant Be
These were sent to me by Jes Christenberry, by way of her boyfriend. Said Jes, "I don't know how he found them, all I know is that they are pretty terrible." She included this exchange: Boyfriend: bb do you need pants? Cause I found a pair for you! Me: What is this I don't even. ...

Tick Tick Boom 3

Tick Tick Boom
I don't ... I mean ... what ... how do I ... but ... I don't understand ... how ... why do they ... what ... why ... HIGH WAIST ACID WASHED DENIM SHORTS. If you'll excuse me, I have to step outside for a moment. I don't think the baristas would appreciate it if ...

Urban Planning 2

Urban Planning
Oh, ModCloth. I love you. You know I love you. But I have to do this. You guys, these are some Class-A Mom Jeans. Not only are they Mom Jeans, the model's legs look remarkably disproportionate in them. This can be at least partly blamed on the fact that the jeans don't fit well through ...

High Rise 2

High Rise
Amy sent this one in, with the elegantly understated: Ravishing? I think not. No, I didn't accidentally stretch this photo. This is how it looks on the Urban Outfitters website. This is the best way they can market these jeans to people. This photo. Or this one. Actually, this shot does give you a great ...

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