When Subtext Attacks

When Subtext Attacks
True story: when I was at NYU, one of my professors was ... lovably eccentric. Basically, imagine a man with the mind and speech patterns of Woody Allen and the mannerisms of Christopher Lloyd. Given this very unique combination, it's no surprise that the man was prone to some unusual tangents about the deeper meaning ...

Won’t You Be My Blocker?

Won't You Be My Blocker?
I have a well-chronicled dream of one day being a badass. As such, I occasionally entertain the idea of joining a roller derby league. It's a fleeting thought - not because the last time I wore anything with wheels I was 12 and it ended in a broken wrist, or because I get enough bruises ...

MTV’s 300

MTV's 300
I'm pretty sure the inside of my brain is just a haphazard decoupage of memes and pop culture references. This blog is evidence enough, but just in case you wanted more proof - I saw this t-shirt: And this is what I imagined: Then I spent thirty minutes - and, coincidentally, a rerun of Awkward. ...

Stay On the Path 2

Stay On the Path
If this jacket weren't $7000 with tax, I would totally buy it. Then, on nights with a full moon, I would run through the streets yelling, "The transformation! It's begun!" Aleander McQueen Shearling-Sleeve Leather Jacket - $6,855

Beary Fierce 4

Beary Fierce
Urban Outfitters Sparkle and Fade Fuzzy Bodycon Tunic - $19.99

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