My Halloween Wish 5

My Halloween Wish
This is a post I wrote before Halloween but never posted. Little did I know that Kim and Kris wouldn't make it to Halloween Eve. I have never been a big believer in The Secret, but I am changing my tune right now. Not only do I believe in it, but I'm asking everyone who ...

She’s All Mean Girls Drive Me Crazy in Pink 6

She's All Mean Girls Drive Me Crazy in Pink
Quick quiz: - Are you 17 but could pass for 29? - Are you the most popular girl in school but seem to only have three friends? - Have you been planning your prom since you were ten? - Do you wear short skirts, high heels, and/or are you cheer captain? - Do you regularly ...

Coincidental Kits 3

Coincidental Kits
You know how sometimes the clinically insane become convinced that the television is trying to communicate with them? On the left, Forever 21's Japanese Fox Top. On the right is my dog, Kit. Is someone at Forever 21 trying to let me know that they've read the blog and they agree with me? Is it ...

Harem, Interrupted 1

Harem, Interrupted
Things are pretty crazy these days.  The East Coast is still recovering from yesterday's devastating earthquake. One of the greatest celebrity love stories of our time has come to an end. Bill Clinton is a vegan. Chaos reigns. It's enough to drive a person mad. But before you let yourself get carted away to a ...

St. The Situation 2

St. The Situation
As you've probably heard, the upcoming fourth season of Jersey Shore will be set in Italy, because MTV feels that Italy hasn't been sufficiently punished for World War II. Alternately, MTV is still fighting the war and has resorted to biological and chemical warfare. Either way, MTV's plans backfired. The sentient petri dishes known as ...

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