Wear It To Your Homecoming Rain Dance 3

Wear It To Your Homecoming Rain Dance
Everyone knows that designers love co-opting other cultures. Last year was all about "ethnic" (ie: generic African) jewelry, but we're moving a little closer to home for this season. So, break out your ceremonial headdresses and yucca fiber skirts, because this fall is all about tribal prints! That's right: we took their land, we gave ...

Rave Reviews 9

Rave Reviews
Thanks to the hard work and focus of my boyfriend's coworkers, I am thrilled to share the latest in ravewear (according to a video posted by AMI Clubwear). First and foremost: people still go to raves? Is this a tie in with The 90s Are All That? Because I thought raves stopped being A Thing ...

Public Service Announcement #14: Body Lotion 1

Public Service Announcement #14: Body Lotion
As I first reported in Public Service Announcement #4, the Ed Hardy line includes perfumes and colognes. Given that they've been in the eau du douche market for some time now, it's not shocking that the line has been expanded to include scented lotion. Nor is it shocking that the scented lotion has glitter in ...

Public Service Announcement #13: Hardly Edible 3

Public Service Announcement #13: Hardly Edible
It's midnight. You're at the hottest club in town. You're wearing head to toe Ed Hardy (natch) and the girls have been checking you out all night. You look good. You know it, they know it, and there's not a chance you're going home with a grenade tonight. The DJ puts on that Enrique Iglesias ...

J.Crew Prison Blues 6

J.Crew Prison Blues
I can't help but love J.Crew. It appeals to my inner put-together young professional who spends her weekends going to brunch and scoring antique furniture at flea markets. Over the last year, they've started to incorporate seasonal trends. I'm not crazy about a lot of their experiments (for example, these sequin sweatpants), but I understand ...

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